Tuesday 24 March 2015

LORD OF THE RING 1



LORD OF THE RING 

The epic story revolving
Of the precious ring evolving
The little band that makes it whole
The right cuff for the soul.
The only way to consummate
The strongest link to conjugate
Though yet to give his ring
Not because he’s scared to ding
Sorry if you see he cringes
Maybe he’s finding the right finger to fit
Even when Mothers are skeptical about tribe
And Fathers concerned about religion
Sisters think he needs a scribe
And friends think he’s well within the region
But to give out this precious
All boils down to his sole decision

He’s the Lord of the ring,
Even though the “G” in her string
He won’t only choose based on her beauty
Nor for his emotional serendipity
He won’t even choose because she’s pretty
Knowing that character and attitude is the nitty-gritty
He will rather choose a brain
Believing she will be a blessing
That they could both bring down the rain
Who can also help him reason
Intelligent and smart with a worth to gain
Ready to assist his course, beyond every pain
Not minding her height, shape and size
He will be glad to pay the price.

He’s the Lord of the ring
Don’t be surprised that he cringes
He won’t base his judgment on mere attraction
But will search inwardly for true affection
Craving for her, who gives attention
She who values the true art of communication
And understands to him, she has an obligation.
She that has a great sense of style
Truthful and faithful with no reasons to lie
A spirit of submission, maybe with a little sense of humour
A dearie, never taking God out of the equation
Ready for all situation after consummation
Ready to take the institution to its rightful destination

Even though he’s the “G” in her string
He won’t give this ring just because she sings
Not to her that has a great voice or curves
Nor to her that mostly loves to show off
He will rather give it to her that will complete his wing
Who can always make his bell ding
She that they can both soar higher together beating the weather
That will complement him and encourage him “Never to say Never”
She that will be a pillar not a caterpillar
That will be a catalyst to him not a catastrophe
Both overcoming challenges, winning trophies
Who together they can fight it through
Ready to respect the family and you

On her fig tree must not only be leaves of attraction
But she must have on it fruits
Filled with Godly character, attitude and perception
Though the way always to his heart is the tummy
He will want her better a cook than his mummy
He wants that woman that will build a home
She that can release those marital spices
And reign with him on the throne.
He wants support for his effort
She that they will patiently together build a Rome of comfort
Not always nagging but proffering solution when things are hanging
Ready to apologize when wrong, ready to forgive when right
Ready to be dedicated, ready to be celebrated
She that has a heart of appreciation
Who can always be his motivation
She that will always fast and pray
Saving the family from being a prey

Every man loves a smile
Even if she has no dimples
She should be able to touch his heart from a mile
Bringing out his best, taking away his daily stress and wrinkles
Able to contribute to discussions and update on trending issues
Respectful, accommodating and teachable
Not too laid back but at least a little social
Not necessarily an out-goer, yet not parochial
She that can pay attention and give affection
Who knows the magic in humour
And doesn’t give room for dirty rumours
Romantic with no antics
Who understands love languages and its tactics
Ready to satisfy his curiosity with no animosity
Ready to run with his dreams thru much alacrity
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He won’t give this ring to a mediocre
But will go for a lady with the right onions
She that really understands what it takes
To be a true companion

Though he’s the “G” in her string
But he remains the LORD OF THE RING.




YommyBishop………March 2015©

Monday 9 March 2015

LORD OF THE RING 2


LORD OF THE RING 2

The epic story continues
Of the precious ring in view
The rhythm in tune
The jumping of broom
The little band that makes it whole
The right cuff for the soul
The only finger to fit
The rightful diva to meet
An angel with the right wing
The Queen to the right King

Even though the Lord of the ring
He remains the “G” in her string
She writes the clef, she owns the nest
She dictates the tone and determines the rhythm
Not allowing for any intimidation
But made with strong determination
She’s the symphony with the right sound
The complete chord that bound
The remedy for any malady
The harmony in every melody
The most lovely music all round
The beat that sets the heart rolling
The joy that will never be broken

Don’t be surprised when she cringes
She’s just carefully crossing those bridges
She won’t take his ring just because he’s funny
Knowing most of them are phony and cunning
Professing love of unworthy desire
Acting as her soul savior and messiah
She won’t take his ring
Not because he’s tall and handsome
Knowing well that physical attribute does not make gladsome
Not he who knows how to jest and laugh playing with the money
Clubbing, fumbling, with a mouth full of honey
She won’t open her gate to a sly
A man that finds it easy to lie
A fox in sheeps’ clothing
Whose mouth is coated with sweet nothing

She won’t take his ring; he who is not open
Who keeps secrets far from heaven
He that is never even
And does not know what it means to be broken
Making himself a slave to addiction
Drinking, smoking and gambling on every occasion
He who party hard and flirts
Making infidelity his everyday shirt
Who lives life carelessly and is easily seduced
Whose mind is reduced, engaging in domestic abuse
He who gets tossed around by flippant friends and colleagues
And is easily influenced trying to get in their league
He who does not give respect to her family and friends
Who think he’s the Lord over her to the end
A man that does not pay attention to true affection
But sleeps around making his erection determine his direction

She won’t give a chance to him; without a dream
Who has no particular focus
Giving his strength to mundane things
Who will always join the band wagon
And come back with nothing but jargons.
She rather wants a man of relevance
A visionary who is not myopic
Who together they can both advance in elegance
A positive reference topic
He who will be respected within friends and family
Who she can be proud of and live with happily
A man that can provide for his home
Who will never forsake or leave them alone.
He who knows his fatherly responsibilities
And will always protect his territory
A man that understands marriage on earth could be made heaven
And knows what is behind six is always more than seven.

She wants a real man
Whose watchword is “Yes we Can”
A responsible man that carries her along
And always includes her in his plans
Placing her in the rightful place she belongs
Making her always feel so among
God fearing and God loving
Who for her he’s ready to fight and die
Who will have no reason to cheat or lie
A man that will make her his silver, platinum and Gold
Who will hold and cuddle her through the cold
He who will be her best friend to the end
Soft spoken and articulate
Who always looks neat, trendy and immaculate
A compassionate man,
Who will be a strong pillar in the villa
Caring and loving in every area
A man who will be to her a mentor, giving reasons to smile
Who will always be her elevator, inspiring her from time to time

Every lady loves a pet name
That special one that wipes their pain
The name that tickles her fantasy
And makes her feel loved again and again
She wants a Man that will make her queen of the dynasty
And will never leave her comments so nasty
The man that communicates in all love languages
Giving her quality time beyond pages
Not minding their stage and age
Providing for her satisfaction in every phase
He who always give words of affirmation
Appreciating her beauty in every situation
A man that gives gifts, no matter how little
Who speaks so sweet and does not act cynical
He who believes in the art of Romance
Creative enough to make her soul dance
And never deny her needed finance
He who will never deny her the kiss
Fulfilling her fantasies
Making every night a bliss
Satisfying her emotions at every need.
A man who will make her heart be at peace
And will always do to her as she wills
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Every woman wants to love and be loved
She won’t take his ring
If he cannot show love
Give love and create love
Knowing well that God is LOVE.

Though He’s the Lord of the Ring
But she alone can complete his wings,
She alone can make him King.



YommyBishop……..March 2015©

Thursday 5 March 2015

THE "G" UNDER HER STRINGS'


Heard her calling for her G, wonder what this could be
The Moon and the Sun standing still
The sky mirrored over the deep blue sea
Just like the Queen is, her obligation is always to thee
Even though most time she stings
Yet the bee hovers beautifully when she sings
Her Ass is full of honey, producing semen for the money
Though most times she’s minx and cunning
Her beauty could ever be stunning.
He’s the G under her strings
The only one that makes her body dings

He’s the G that makes her strings
They are the pink that makes us sing
Even Adam couldn’t resist his Eve
After her perversion with the snake in Eden’s deep.
They are ruling our nation, making us fall on motion
Dishing out apple of emotions causing total commotion
They are making us to suffer for what is kept under cover, 
Now only heaven can help us recover.

They are the agent turning our life’s table
Most time making us miserable, knowing fully her milk is desirable.
The catalyst speeding up our soul’s reaction
The element getting us back into action
They are indispensable, unavoidable and irresistible
They are the pink with d strings; we are the G with the ring.

Heard his lady call him G, knowing well she owns the key
Standing on high heels with a dangling waist to feel
A cozy chest to sleep, a mercy's body to kill
Hips that doesn’t lie, a cleavage that pops so high.
Women can’t be spelled without the men
Neither female without the male
We are the G in their strings;
They are the pink that makes us sing.
Our bell won’t ring without hearing them
Our cock won’t crow without seeing them
Our music won’t play without adding them
Cus we are so incomplete without and without them.

Believe what I say about these pinks
We are the “G” under their strings.


Yommy Bishop